Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...