Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...