Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...