Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...