Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...