Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...