Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!