This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
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cross a worm and an elephant
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Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...