Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...