The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...