Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Have a life after death
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Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...