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Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
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New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
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Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
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“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
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