The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
blonde and the bowling ball
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How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A golf club visits a local bar
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What do Chinese people…
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A WOMANS SCHEDULE
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