Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...