Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...