What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...