Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...