The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...