I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...