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Proud father
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The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
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On Marriage
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Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
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The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...