Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...