George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...