A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....