Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...