Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...