Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...