Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...