Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...