Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...