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Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...