Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
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On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....