What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Speaking with the general
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Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
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Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....