Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...