Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....