Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...