Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...