Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...