Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...