Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!