Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...