Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...