What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...