Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...