What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...