Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...