Ear
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the...
Where in earth have you been!
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The Feline Diet
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Buy machine factory
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Three Dickless Guys
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
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Definition of a Wife!
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Death becomes nerd
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Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!