Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”