cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...