Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...