Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!